1. Remove your uncomfortable underwear;
2. Dress chair with underwear;
3. Submerge self in ice cold water;
4. Stop breathing.
A baby can be many things including (but by no means limited to) a project, our own inner child, or an actual baby. Incidentally, these photos were taken when I was 3 days late for my period and beginning to think that I might be pregnant. The day after, I got my period. I'm not sure how many babies I killed, that day.